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DONEGAL MAN IN OZ GETS HILARIOUS E-MAIL IN RESPONSE TO VALENTINES DATE

first_imgA Donegal man in Australia got more than he bargained for when he went on a date in Sydney over the weekend!The man who wishes to remain anonymous, decided to try and find love this Valentines weekend, and decided to meet a young lady through a dating website in Sydney. The date went OK, but there was no real spark for the Donegal man, so he decided to send his date a polite text message to say, he had a good time, but she wasn’t his ‘cuppa of tea’.However, her response via e-mail stunned the Donegal man, as it seems the young Asian lady fell head over heels for this mysterious lothario from the hills!Below is the e-mail he sent to us at Donegal Daily, a very long one, we might add, which also includes a poem at the end – dedicated to the Donegal heartthrob!“I am really dumbfounded by your sms. I actually found you very cute and a lot better looking than your photo. For the first time after meeting so many guys I thought you were the only one I had chemistry with and I thought u felt the same considering your ha** on. Even if I found a guy not for me I would try to offer some sort of explanation as I believe in karma, how you treat others will return to oneself.If I have offended you in any way I offer my appologies, although as Librans we may look soft and fluffy on the outside but I am pretty rough type and sometimes I offend people without knowing. I would really appreciate in what way I fell short of your expectations, was I not pretty enough, you didn’t like the fact I went out with so many boys, what is it. You told me your friends are leaving Sydney, so wouldn’t it be wise to know one more friend rather than a foe. Once you know me as a person I am very nice, if Its not cause I smashed my car I would’ve given u a lift home that night at the risk of being caught as I have lost my licence.Even if we cant be lovers, I’d love to be your friend so please reconsider you seemed like such a nice guy I was shocked at the bluntness of ur sms you really dont look like a guy who would dump a girl wout offering an explanation. I’d like you to think about it for a few days and if you ever change ur mind sms me and I will be just happy if you accepted me as a friend in fact I’d like to spend u dinner and this time I will come to Bondi to see you. “And thanks for coming to Chatswood. The insurance company said I should get back my car on the 26th of March then if ure ever decide to be my friend I’d gladly drive you around. I am really a nice person contrary to what you may think of me. Once I make a person a boyfriend I am completely faithful to him. Just to show you I am a genuine person you can google me on **** ****, most of the story is true. Like I say you said you didn’t have many friends in Sydney I’d like to offer u my friendship.My friends really like me a lot and I would do anything for them. I want you to know you are the first internet person I kissed and wanted to have s** with, I really thought you felt the same unless you’re a damned good actor.I will dedicate this poem for you to reflect when you’re having a break from ur painting. Once a ****** sent me a flirt, He looked rather goofy so I didn’t think too much. He invited me to a date, turned out to be as cute as Donald Duck. The night turned out to be splendid, we sat at the train station and turned cartwheels with our tongue ummm…..“I can still feel his touch on my b***s and feel his h**d on in my hands as we stole kisses for all to see and was the envy of all the Northshore passers by. So tempted I was to do it with him, for he was tall, cute and most of all was kind, soft, the guy dreams were made of hundreds of men have approached me, but one by one I turned them down.Finally found one I liked only to be told in his Irish way, I’m not his cuppa tea – whatever that means. Hope one day he’ll forgive me, for I dont even know how I offended him. For id luv to taste his sweet lips and consumate our romantic romp in the alley!DONEGAL MAN IN OZ GETS HILARIOUS E-MAIL IN RESPONSE TO VALENTINES DATE was last modified: February 15th, 2016 by Mark ForkerShare this:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pocket (Opens in new window)Click to share on Telegram (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to share on Skype (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Tags:AsiandonegalE-mailFeaturesnewsValentine’s Datelast_img read more